And on another note, Trollin’ Arkansas is now 100 Arkansirs and Arkansisters strong!

Prepare your anuses, shit gets real from here on.

Apparently I lost a follower today

I guess they just couldn’t take the missing person posts.

So congratulations Josh Wilson.

You managed to piss off somebody on Tumblr with all your “going missing” and “needing help”.

Just three notes away now.

I see you folks have been mighty busy.

We’re 70 Arkansas-some people strong!

¡ƃıd ooʍ

You folks rock!

A big shout-out to the ladies of the great state that is! Y’all definitely have the beauty of this state’s hills in all the right places! You fine Arkansisters make up about 80% of the followers on this blog too.

And speaking of followers, i’m just about to hit 70 of them. I should probably post a picture of my devilishly handsome self, considering I promised it when I hit 50.

One day folks, one day.

So I lost 2 followers since I last updated this blog

And I have to say, i’m confused. Was it over the Viscount Pulaski post, or did two people actually get offended by Call Me Maybe?

I mean, I don’t like the song that much either but

Wow you know? I admire your strong dislike for it, that takes some dedication.

thatzlife4you:

Hello Beautifuls!:) I haven’t been posting because I used up all my data plan on my phone and I have no wifi in arkansas! Haha but I’m back! Also I have gotten some new followers lately and would love if you guys talked to me

Believe it or not you don’t have to travel 50 miles uphill through a dense forest full of drunks to get to a starbucks here! :D

But hey, that sounds like a fine saturday night to me too.

Just a reminder folks

I only post things from 4chan when activity is slow on the Arkansas tag. I haven’t stopped tracking it, nor have I stopped posting about the glorious state that is.

Well how about that. Y’all must really enjoy this blog!
Jokes aside, thanks folks! As promised, i’ll post a picture of the devilishly handsome person behind this blog. But you’ll have to wait until the mornin’.
Keep on Trollin’, Arkansas!

Well how about that. Y’all must really enjoy this blog!

Jokes aside, thanks folks! As promised, i’ll post a picture of the devilishly handsome person behind this blog. But you’ll have to wait until the mornin’.

Keep on Trollin’, Arkansas!

I’m guessing these new followers are trackers of the 4chan tag, so welcome newfags!

This one’s for you!