I think the real question we need to be asking ourselves, is where the fuck was Captain Sewer when all that oil covered Mayflower?
Someone needs to tell Harrison to stop wishing so hard for a white Christmas in July. They’re not sending the message they think they’re sending.
I could’ve sworn I clicked on the Arkansas tag. Why did it open Chatroulette?
I guess Canada didn’t get the memo
We prefer our pigs greased, not oiled.
“Arkansas women are raised on the Shootin’ range”
So why in the name of unholy fuck would anyone want to wage a war against them?
Arkansisters and Arkansirs, I present to you a direct quote from the Arkansas State Senate about their recent actions: