I think the real question we need to be asking ourselves, is where the fuck was Captain Sewer when all that oil covered Mayflower?
Someone needs to tell Harrison to stop wishing so hard for a white Christmas in July. They’re not sending the message they think they’re sending.
“Woop Woop! That’s the sound of the Police”
Bullshit. If you’re in Arkansas those are Tornado sirens.
I could’ve sworn I clicked on the Arkansas tag. Why did it open Chatroulette?
Decided I’m going to Arkansas for two weeks because well, fuck it.
Good to see we still have our annual person thinking Arkansas is a wifi-less deadzone.
Should I explain the cannibalistic locals? Nah, let ‘em figure it out for themselves.